I spent this morning text messaging my best friend about plans to see Batman on Friday and feedback on the friends she introduced me to last night. It was a pleasant enough conversation, but I thought she sent me a text at 10:00 in the morning to wish me a happy birthday. Last night she didn't mention it, and refused to hang out earlier than the movie we saw, or later than the movie.
I feel cheated, and if she doesn't wish me a goddamned happy birthday today I'm not making her another crazy cake for hers this year. She knows I'm not big on receiving presents, and she knows the only thing I want from the people close to me is for them to remember my birthday and say "happy birthday" at some point.
If things don't change by sundown, I'm going to kick her ass. Quite literally.
