Today

I have neglected this blog. To make up for everything since I last posted, I will now list all noteworthy events since the new year as though they happened today:

Today I once again forgot to post the photo of my car hitting 100,000 miles.
Today I saw neurons in my visual cortex misfiring for 15 seconds.
Today I shattered a large mirror - on purpose.
Today I cleaned the house, because I could.
Today I tooled around in a wheelchair. Fun!
Today I made fun of cripples.
Today I made fun of the autistic.
Today I organized most of my DVDs.
Today I stepped in super tiny shards of glass and bled!
Today I pulled glass from my foot.
Today I never left the house.
Today I had friends over until 6:00am. Four times.
Today I naturally woke up at 9:00am after 3 hours of sleep.
Today I saved my mom's good china from crashing to the floor.
Today I did laundry and washed my clothes, sheets, pillow cases and EVERYTHING!
Today I resolved to buy new pillows, because mine suck.
Today I decided that yes, I really DO need a good mattress.
Today I cleaned the house a second time.
Today I cleaned the kitchen a third time.
Today I got a haircut.
Today I found my PS2 had broken.
Today I forgot to buy the tools to fix my PS2.
Today I realized my best friend has change too much for me to care about her anymore.
Today was the 10th anniversary of a friend’s death.
Today I drove an hour to pay my respects.
Today I got 953 new Magic The Gathering cards.
Today I built decks with friends!
Today I did a draft tournament and LOST HORRIBLY.
Today I decided to go to New York for visit.
Today I invited my ex to go along, knowing I would only do a day trip with him.
Today I coughed a whole lot.
Today I watched The Sopranos season six.
Today I forgot to go buy “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” seasons one and two.
Today I made a list of all the crappy stuff I’ve done.